My goal is to successfully not accomplish anything today. — Nikhil Saluja Accomplish Copy Share Image
Never let your Ladys mind wonder. its too little to be out on its own — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
My favorite game is shit I lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go — Nikhil Saluja Game Copy Share Image
I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry… — Nikhil Saluja Angry birds Copy Share Image
There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. — Nikhil Saluja Explosives Copy Share Image
They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show… — Nikhil Saluja Dressed Copy Share Image
Being a REAL man doesn't mean you fuck 100 girls! Being a REAL man means you fight for ONE GIRL, even when… — Nikhil Saluja Real man Copy Share Image
I hate when people walk in on me masturbating and look at me like I'm the asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Asshole Copy Share Image
Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect! — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Deaf child says: For all of you, I am deaf; But for me, all of you are dumb¦ Moral: Life differs… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows… — Nikhil Saluja Wise Copy Share Image
Love is not measured by Hugging, Kissing. sweet words and separating. Love is measured by trusting, inviting, clothless intimating and allowing with… — Nikhil Saluja Hugging Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's… — Nikhil Saluja Bad vibes Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back… — Nikhil Saluja Alarm clock Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
