Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used as billboards on buildings, especially hotels, if you write things like, “Free sex with room.”
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— Jarod Kintz

“We sleep in many tents,”

— John Speed

“No sharing a tent because you say you have to protect me or stuff like that, okay?”

— Annie Seaton

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the people warm, maybe they wouldn’t try to heat themselves up through…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“...the thought crossed her mind that a bed was really a very strange thing-a human nest, really, where our human fragility made its nightly…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz