Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to identify liars and thieves, if lawmakers passed laws stating that lawmakers were required by law to wear blankets out…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, and also a place to project your fears about society…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”

— Nicole McKay