“Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blankets? Wouldn’t it be more fun, and more accurate,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the people warm, maybe they wouldn’t try to heat themselves… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets could be used to identify liars and thieves, if lawmakers passed laws stating that lawmakers were required by law to wear… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets could be used as billboards on buildings, especially hotels, if you write things like, “Free sex with room.” ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
