Marriage Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I expected everyone to file out of the room, but the wedding party began to embrace happily. Raymond grabbed me. “God, you’re a mess.”…

— Santino Hassell

“Father, you are sending mixed signals. You dispatched a woman to murder me today and now you’re upset about my wedding reception?”

— Ilona Andrews

“I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been…

— Joan Bauer

“You practically pulled me to the wedding chapel by my dick!” That’s not even close to true either. Flashes of dragging Will toward the…

— Leta Blake

“Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck.”

— Laurie Notaro

“I stepped into the long aisle and held my head high. It was total perfection, and all according to a plan I'd labored to…

— Jennifer McGowan

“She says a wedding is one of the most lamentable spectacles on earth.”

— Kate Chopin

“She could hear the voices and laughter coming from the yard, and she thought, really, this was the best part of any wedding, not…

— Elin Hilderbrand

“I know that look." I put one arm out in from of me. He didn't stop. "Chris, we have to get going." I backed…

— Sadie Grubor

“She pulled down my pants and boxers in one unbroken movement, an act that felt as abrupt and strange as this entire afternoon, but…

— David Burr Gerrard

“ "Turn and peep, turn and peep,  There's blood within the shoe  The shoe it is too small for her,  The true bride waits for…

— Jacob Grimm

“wearily distasteful resignation: it seemed easier to attend the wedding than to bother explaining her absence afterwards.”

— Ayn Rand