Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You might solve a problem while drunk, but you probably won´t notice the answer” — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
“It's a lot easier to tell someone is drunker than you than it is to tell if they're soberer. The same is true of… — Richard Cahill Copy Share Image
“I make no excuse for what happened. Drunkenness is never more than a symptom, not an absolute cause, and I realize that it would… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
“There is a kind of stupidity among the drunks, particularly when they are sober...” — John le Carré Copy Share Image
“There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool.” — R. Alan Woods Copy Share Image
“You the drunkest white man I ever seen!” one says, which you take as high praise,” — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.” — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
“I used to think all drunks were idiots, but I don't anymore; I've changed my mind about idiots.” — Santiago Gomez Copy Share Image
“But one of the many problems with being an alcoholic is that when people tell you how bad you are when you’re drunk, you’re… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“drunk guys who may have ‘made mistakes’ nearly always get the benefit of the doubt. Drunk girls, however, do not.” Compounding” — Jon Krakauer Copy Share Image
“And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're women, to… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
