Drunk Quote by Jarod Kintz

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

— Tom Petty

I imagine a line, a white line, painted on the sand and on the ocean, from me to you.

— Jonathan Safran Foer

We have got to give everything when we cross that white line.

— James Ward-Prowse

Of course, not everyone's going to get on but when you crossed that white line it didn't matter. For those 90 minutes it didn't…

— Andy Cole

Once I step over that white line I become The Bowler.

— Dale Steyn

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive.

— Robert Frost

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway?
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— Jarod Kintz

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.”

— Jarod Kintz

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

— Ingrid Bengis

“Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.”

— Jacqueline Susann

How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this…

— Omar Khayyam

Ofcourse I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk.

— Kiara Leigh