Road trip Quote by Jarod Kintz

“We did not say: Don't drive. You're drunk.”

— John Green

“That's one of the most reliable things about a long road trip. There's always a cat, just when you need one.”

— Vivian Swift

“In the meantime, when you approach an intersection think of the cars as affectionate cats that are going to try to rub themselves against…

— BikeSnobNYC (aka Eben Weiss

“Only a cat can seem well-traveled without ever leaving home.”

— Wendy Beck

“As I left my cab in the traffic jam, the driver made it clear he didn't like it that I was ending our relationship…

— Steve Toltz

“Unless you want to drink. Then I won’t, and I can drive you home.”

— Ted Michael

“To think of how many times I have carted a lingering drunk out of my house in a wheelbarrow and leaned him up against…

— Wolfgang Hildesheimer

“He was drunk, but this was something he’d thought about for a long time and needed no sobriety to express—just a listener.”

— Olen Steinhauer

“Would you like me to drive so you can manage your social life?” I asked. It came out much snippier than I’d intended, but…

— Wendy Higgins

“I was drunk.”

— Richelle Mead

“Think of it this way," he rubbed a fist under his square jaw, "If we hadn't been on the same flight or at the…

— Ophelia London

“Not only was there no traffic but the rain came down in buckets and I had no shelter. I had to run under some…

— Jack Kerouac