Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to illustrate the seriousness of the situation. You’ll know I’m not playing when I display a brick. Shit’s getting…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it afloat, along with the American Dream, is with debt…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always shout, “Brick!”
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in the same manner as a magician’s hat could be used as a basketball. I’m not suggesting a brick…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those individuals who are too weak to stand up and say Hey,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“People who live in brick houses shouldn't throw wrecking balls”

— Josh Stern

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attempt to fill the seconds between swallows of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t need it.
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— Jarod Kintz