Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in religious ceremonies. After all, it is slightly better than using live human sacrifices.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for good, or for evil. The Brick of Creation, or the Brick of Destruction. While you’re deep in thought,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“... fot he sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.”

— R. Scott Bakker

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conquer the world and control the globe through secret occult…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz