Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meowing to be manhandled by a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be tied to a cape, and then exalted as a superhero. Is that any more absurd than Superman?
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— Jarod Kintz

“Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more—can fit inside my imagination. And guess what? My imagination…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like yellow sneezes hello every time love walks like a slinky down the stairs. Who used my shoe as…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl under it before you start licking,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to get my hands on one. But it’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“The best part about a superhero’s cape is it doubles as a blanket when your nemesis uses his freeze gun on you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a spoon—to eat, not cuddle. OK fine, you can use it to cuddle too.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your…

— Jarod Kintz