Ice cream Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to aid a waiter with bringing out a large order of beer. Those customers can drape themselves in soggy…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”

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“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want to stop global warming. Well, if you were…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, and everybody’s happy but the tax collector.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz