Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. I bought her in a mannequin store (she was…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for selfish reasons. I would list those reasons, but they’re mine—all of them. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses their friends.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Though it sounds vulgar, selling something that should be a gift is precisely what prostitution is.”

— Elizabeth Hyde Stevens

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wanted to wrap him up in a blanket and put him in my pocket for safekeeping.”

— Renee Carlino

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
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— Jarod Kintz