Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to express my feelings towards her. You see, I’m not tired—but I am tired of her.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don’t, so I’ll just use the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses their friends.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz