Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is your side? Easy—the side I’m not sleeping on.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of political bedfellows running this country use one to make…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-through than a brick wall?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like so many poor people get used and then thrown away like a sack of baloney that’s started to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small knife, or really sharp teeth, and is able to chew…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the NSA.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying to retain…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
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— Jarod Kintz