Funny Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Diesel better have a big dick, that's all she was saying.”

— Erin McCarthy

“What do you want to talk about until the flight is called?" "Cold wind. Sleet. The ugly doorman at Club 39. Porridge." I burst…

— Samantha Young

“Jules, I’ll tell you now what I would have told you at dinner if you’d been speakin’ to me. This,” he said, one hand…

— Kristen Ashley

“ Mmpf . You’re so heavy. Do you have bricks in your pocket? Get off me.” “But you’re so warm,” he whines. “And soft.…

— Christina Lauren

“And then . . . we’re going to get in my car.” I waited for him to elaborate on a destination. “And?” He gently kissed the nape…

— Richelle Mead

“You don’t need to sweet-talk me to get sex, babe.” My eyes smiled. “Well that kind of knowledge could have saved me months of…

— Samantha Young

“Why are you carrying all these sticky drinks out to the dance floor?" "My friends just got engaged. We're doing the girls' night out…

— Christina Lauren

“Boys don't gush, so I can stand it. The last time I let in a party of girls, one fell into my arms and…

— Louisa May Alcott

“Much more. We're joined at the heart." "Bad luck for you, I'm afraid. My ticker's pretty wonky." "Too much boozing." His eyes twinkled, and…

— Diane Ackerman

“But there was something about Diesel... it started with his name and ended with his butt.”

— Erin McCarthy

“Raising one hand, he tilts his hat to that sexy slant. "You want me. Admit it." Even if he's partly right, I'll never tell…

— A.G. Howard

“He jerked back. "What is this? Be like you were with me the other times! When you melted for me." "That was before I…

— Kresley Cole