Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Getting Home Home Horse Horse racing Humor Late Racing Stable
My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my horse died… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That would be locking the horse after the stable door is gone, a very foolish thing to do. — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“you—you never gallop a horse homeward. They get all excited, thinking, ‘Woohoo, I’m about to get fed!’ and then they bolt for home and… — Brianna Karp Copy Share Image
As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let mine pick his own… — Buffalo Bill Copy Share Image
The first two days that I rode a horse, I had someone controlling it with a rope around its neck. — Abhimanyu Singh Copy Share Image
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Bless my soul!’ exclaimed the agonised Mr. Pickwick; ‘there’s the other horse running away!’ It was but too true. The animal was startled by… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
There are things that the horse did for me that a human couldn't have done. — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
