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One night, my father woke me up because he'd come home with a horse. Two days later, I asked my mother where it was,…

— Roisin Murphy

And then I bought my own horse, which I had until it died.

— Eric Roberts

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

— Henny Youngman

I went horse back riding today...it was fantastic!, Until I ran out of quarters and the security at the store told me to leave.

— Anonymous

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I was on the back of a horse before I could even walk.

— Lainey Wilson

Have you ever had sex with a horse?

— Paul Merton

There are things that the horse did for me that a human couldn't have done.

— Buck Brannaman

I had to jump on the tractor and do my chores. I would have just killed to be in town, to be able to…

— Garrett Hedlund

I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping you right…

— Vanessa Carlton

I rode horses since I was a kid.

— Zach Roerig

I spent a day in a neck brace on a hospital trolley after falling from a horse and cart in Ireland. All the nurses…

— Jasmine Guinness