After Quote by Jasmine Guinness

People come up to me in airports, they walk into the office, and they say, 'I'm going to cry; I'm going to pass out.'…

— John Lewis

Nurses told my mother that I was going to be OK. They thought I could walk without a limp and without a brace. And…

— Mitch McConnell

Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my horse died…

— Anonymous

“I sank into the chair and checked to see if the charge nurse could see me—not if I didn’t lean out too far. The…

— Cassie Alexander

I was in the hospital after being in a jet skiing accident... the boat ran over me and I nearly died..thank the LORD!! :)

— Caitlin

Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I…

— Anthony Edwards

The nurses at the hospital tried to soothe me, and they even tried unsuccessfully at one point to return me to Americans.

— Jessica Lynch

“Scarcely has one person been retrieved from the bridge than another slashes her wrists in the bathroom, while a third is breaking windows in…

— Jeremy Laurance

As soon as I got the Nobel Prize my back collapsed and I was in hospital.

— Doris Lessing

The world is come upon me, I used to keep it a long way off, But now I have been run over and I…

— Stevie Smith

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn…

— Henny Youngman

Downton Abbey has taught me there was a time when British healthcare was just as horrifying as ours.

— Anonymous