Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hats Humor Insult
I can't walk down the street with my head up. I'm not a hat wearer, but now I'm a hat wearer. — Randy Harrison Copy Share Image
I had a hat. It was not all a hat,-Part of the brim was gone:Yet still I wore it on. — Felicia Hemans Copy Share Image
I've always worn a hat when I work. I think it also comes from a picture of Rothko I saw with a painter's hat… — Brice Marden Copy Share Image
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I was born into wearing hats - it's a family thing - and I wear hats all the time. — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
I always design the hat with the wearer in mind; otherwise, it's an inanimate object. — Philip Treacy Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
