Dope Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dope Funny Humor Insult My son Son Streets Wall Wall St Wall street
“Every now and then, during the commercials Dad will say something like, 'How was school today, Sophie Dophie?' Once I said, 'We played strip… — Sonya Sones Copy Share Image
“When my son Nick was five years old, he was sitting at the kitchen bar while I prepared dinner. In typical busy mother fashion,… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“When I was a boy, I passed a homeless man, drunk and begging on a street corner. My father, sensing my disgust, said something… — Blake Crouch Copy Share Image
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Someday son all this will be yours. Father and son atop a garbage dump.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“But what if Wall Street doesn't just attract preexisting douchebags, but actively draws normal people into an inescapable vortex of douchebaggery?” — Kevin Roose Copy Share Image
“OHYEAHHHH!!!OHYEAH!!LOL ITS T-SHIRT TIIME..LOL.HAAHHAAHAHA.IM SO SO MISSING MY BABY LOL.GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...LOL.ILU BABYBOY…” — Babygirl Daniels Copy Share Image
“A car pulled into the driveway. Ben saw who it was and upgraded his "crap" to "oh shit".” — David Jacob Knight Copy Share Image
“here lies a stupid son of a bitch who tried to make Death a company cop” — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'm just a fan of all music. My family owned a record shop so I grew up taking it all in on a daily… — Ab-Soul Copy Share Image
I wanna say I'm detached, but I'm an Aquarius that's sensitive as hell. That's dope, though. — Denzel Curry Copy Share Image
I do not have to be high to be great. I do not have to be drunk to have a good idea. I can… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
It's always amusing to see how much less the political class knows than the rest of us do. ... it's never occurred to [the… — Stephen D. Cox Copy Share Image
My experiences with dope were not good for me. I had to go another route. Because in my experience, dope didn't give me those… — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or dope, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thank God for Hip Hop because Marvin Gaye didn't have that and he was able to be that dope. For us to have… — B.J. The Chicago Kid Copy Share Image
The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great. — Abbie Hoffman Copy Share Image
I just want to be remembered as a dope MC. As somebody who really covered a lot of ground and became internationally known. — Raekwon Copy Share Image
“What's in a #firstlady title? The rest of their #bickeringbook, and look who's reading each other in proton-order? These kittens have taken off their… — Tracey Bond Copy Share Image
Reading was like a drug, a dope. The novels created moods in which I lived for days. — Richard Wright Copy Share Image
![“It's always amusing to see how much less the political class knows than the rest of us do. ... it's never occurred to [the likes of Senators Brownback and Obama] that they bear a worse stigma than any AIDS patient, being almost universally regarded as blowhards, crooks, dopes, and fools.” quote by Stephen D. Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fd1/stephen-d-cox-91414_aids_it-s-always-amusing-to-see-how-much-less_62268.jpg)
