Funny Quote by Green Monk

If you don't text first, we won't talk - my only rule with my imaginary girlfriend

— Nikhil Saluja

I did have an imaginary girlfriend.

— Alexander Dreymon

You know what's great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law!

— Anonymous

“Hello?" I say, sounding upbeat, and like I'm happy to be on the phone. I decide to pretend it's my imaginary girlfriend. Fuck pretending…

— Lauren Barnholdt

President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person…

— Jay Leno

My imaginary girlfriend's giving up sex for Lent. Palm Sunday's taking on a whole new meaning for me.

— Rudy Espinoza

“The irony of talking to animals and an imaginary girlfriend, who keep me sane, even though I know I look like a raving lunatic,…

— Elyse Draper

People who love only once in their lives are shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy…

— Anonymous

“Writer's block doesn't exist...lack of imagination does.”

— Cyrese Covelli

In my personal view, a failure to discover unimagined objects and answer unasked questions, once HST functions properly, would indicate a lack of imagination…

— John N. Bahcall

Often it is just lack of imagination that keeps a man from suffering very much.

— Marcel Proust

Hate is a lack of imagination.

— Graham Greene