Imaginary Girlfriend Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “If you don't text first, we won't talk - my only rule with my imaginary girlfriend” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Imaginary Girlfriend
Every day, I think about texting you but then, I think if you really wanted to talk to me, you'd text me first — Blossom Copy Share Image
If I text you first,you better apprciate it because I don't do it for just anyone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you text me first, you are legally obligated to continue the conversation! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My love sent me a blank text. When I asked why, she text back: Because I'm not talking to you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I text you first because I miss you. If I dont text you, I'm waiting for you to miss — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Rules for texting a girl; 1. Don't take 40 minutes to reply 2. Ask questions , 3. Use the face , — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rules for texting girl: 1.Don't take 40 minutes to reply 2. Use good grammar 3. Ask questions 4. Use :) face. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
If I'm not thinking about you then I am texting you , if I am not texting you then I am on the phone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate writing texts to girlfriends because you can't really see emotions in texts. You can get confused on what she says. — Theophilus London Copy Share Image
RULES WHEN TEXTING A GIRL: 1) Don't take an hour to reply. 2) Use good grammar. 3) Ask questions. 4) Use the :) face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what's great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The irony of talking to animals and an imaginary girlfriend, who keep me sane, even though I know I look like a raving lunatic,… — Elyse Draper Copy Share Image
My imaginary girlfriend's giving up sex for Lent. Palm Sunday's taking on a whole new meaning for me. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Hello?" I say, sounding upbeat, and like I'm happy to be on the phone. I decide to pretend it's my imaginary girlfriend. Fuck pretending… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
His imaginary girlfriend has left him. Due to lack of imagination, he cant imagine a life without her... — Green Monk Copy Share Image