Autobiography Quote by Jay Leno

A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent the night…

— Seth Meyers

“A real-world problem is something like “Has the recession and its aftermath been especially bad for women in the workforce, and if so, to…

— Jordan Ellenberg

“When Trump declared his candidacy for real in 2015, I thought it was another joke, like a lot of people did. By then, he’d…

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

“Obama’s autobiography wasn’t due out until next month.”

— K.J. Emrick

Throughout his eight years in office, Barack Obama endured a campaign of illegitimacy waged either by pluralities or majorities of the Republican party. Donald…

— Ta-Nehisi Coates

You know what's great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law!

— Anonymous

Barack Obama's class has always been an illusion clouded in faculty lounge, lizard lounge talk, and Michelle Obama's class has actually been told us…

— Rush Limbaugh

Idgaf If You Just Finished eating With Obama, Stfu, About Your Personal Business.

— Anonymous

A relationship with an imaginary woman is preferable to a relationship with a real one.

— Salman Rushdie

Three explanations dominate speculation about what Obama is up to. The first is that he's trying to lay the groundwork for his successor, presumptive…

— Jonah Goldberg

[A]n Obama presidency would be an amusing approximation of the Carter administration, complete with vaporous moralizing and foreign policy bungling.

— Emmett Tyrrell

Barack's mother was very important to him, but he spent a great deal of his life living in a different place. So, as all…

— Valerie Jarrett