Nice Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Nice Persons
If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I'm not going to just say nice things about everybody unless I mean it. — F. Murray Abraham Copy Share Image
I've said nice things about the people I was with before, but that's what you do. — Kelsey Grammer Copy Share Image
Saying nice things to or about others is easy when you're just using what's there to be used. — T Jay Taylor Copy Share Image
It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
If you can't find something good to say about someone, best to say nothing. — Merliah Summers Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in… — George Carlin Copy Share
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day, or only a few hours, instead of four or five days. And I began to want to stop. One of the proudest moments of my life was at a rock-'n'-roll theater in New Jersey. A guy… — George Carlin Copy Share
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
The real world out there isn't nearly as nice as some people prefer it to be, so don't swallow everything your high-born teachers tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love being in Malibu. It's so cool there, and the water is just, it's nice and, and I love the beach. And I… — Jackie Evancho Copy Share Image
It's very nice to be a rebel saying, 'I stand on my principles,' but if in fact that's not going to have any impact… — Dominic Grieve Copy Share Image
Sometimes in midfield, it's nice because you do get a little bit more of the ball, and maybe out wide you rely on people… — Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Copy Share Image
I want to concentrate on winning things with Barcelona and Argentina. Then if people want to say nice things about me when I have… — Lionel Messi Copy Share Image
Nice is a city of ghosts and specters, but I hope not to become one of them right away. — Patrick Modiano Copy Share Image
It's nice when you've done enough movies that you can do your own anthology. — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
It's a great feeling to know that I've played the best golf throughout the season of any of the guys for the second time… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to play a normal princess who always walks around in nice dresses. I never had a connection to it when I… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
