I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times? — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
What's that?" "It looks like something from Linus... It is! He sent me a little birch-bark canoe from camp! He said he… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image