Belts Quote by Charles M. Schulz

Lets be naughty and save Santa the trip.

— Gary Allan

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

— Gary Allan

Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience.

— David Levithan

Let's go take a ride in your car. I will take the passenger seat. Baby, we don't have to go far. Unless you wanna…

— Afrojack

I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

— Anonymous

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

— Jimmy Fallon

Meeting the real Santa? Another first I'll never forget.

— Nick Viall

My holidays are very important. Mind you, I take a very long one every year.

— Bruce Forsyth

Green-red balls hang on every branch,Reindeers come out, out of their ranch. Eight months ago I rode that plane,You couldnt come with me, such…

— Rdvillaflores

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants…

— Dana Gould

Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With…

— Anonymous

Santa Claus is on his way, It's going to be a bright and a happy day, So pass on the happiness to every person…

— Anonymous