Funny Quote by Denis Leary Download Open image “I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!” — Denis Leary ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Packs Seven Smoke Thousand
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I love smoking. I miss it every day of my life. If I found out that it didn't cause cancer, I would go out… — Beth Grant Copy Share Image
I don't smoke often, maybe once or twice a month, but it makes me feel sexy and romantic. — Toni Braxton Copy Share Image
I like smoking! I mean, God, I quit everything else, can't I smoke? — Melanie Griffith Copy Share Image
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker… but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image