Humor Quote by Darynda Jones

“It was, come to think of it, the first time anyone had thought to try strangling him. Manuel found it to be disappointingly effective. ”

— Nathan Crowder

“He tried to convey the compulsion to track down and kill that was swallowing him up.”

— William Golding

“My mind was a jumble, a mixed-up mess of hurt and want, but I didn’t know how to sort out the crazy rush of…

— Lauren Blakely

“I like imagining that he punished his body for me, torturing it into such spectacular shape, hoping that one day I'd be able to…

— Collette West

“...and I was thinking of what it would be like to have such a wound, to lift up the bottom of my shirt at…

— Evan Dara

“I’d sliced his head off because in that moment I couldn’t think of anything simpler or more beautiful to do.”

— Alastair Reynolds

“That's when I wanted to cut. I cut to quiet the cacophony. I cut to end this abstracted agony, to reel my selves back…

— Caroline Kettlewell

“Get moving. We need to find that stag so I don’t have to chop your head off.” “I never said you had to chop…

— Leigh Bardugo

“Oh, alright,” I conceded. “But if you try something, I swear I’ll use my pet dagger to cut off—” “I said I’d behave! Though,…

— Ada Adams

“It made him feel as a wound does that you think you cannot bear. But you can bear anything, he thought.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“I saw him trying to struggle and call out. But because of the robe, he could not move and his voice could not be…

— Colm Tóibín

“You cut his head off. It makes it a little difficult for him to suck your cock.”

— C.S. Pacat