Alcohol Quote by Chelsea Handler

I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for…

— Chelsea Handler

The thought that you ought not to drink while pregnant came much, much later. In fact, I had my first child in 1982, and…

— Diana Gabaldon

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”

— George Carlin

“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”

— Robert Hess

“when you get to the bar, your friend stares at the menu and orders nothing, and you are forced to say, “Aren’t you drinking?”…

— Jami Attenberg

“Getting a little sober is as unrealistic as being a little bit pregnant”

— Paul Campbell

If Men Got Pregnant: They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes

— Nikhil Saluja

Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies…

— Green Monk

“It's OK. It's just her hormones from the baby.”

— Suzanne Collins

“father’s drinking—did I mention that?”

— Christina Baker Kline

“You are having a baby,' he said. 'I certainly hope it turns out to be a baby,' I agreed.”

— Zen Cho

“Being pregnant is just... weird. Like weird in that way that French kissing is simply tasting someone else's mouth. Or how a balloon is…

— B.L. Berry