Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan
Sarcasm is lost in print. — Jon Cryer
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male… — Valerie Solanas
If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck. — William Lashner
He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp. — Unknown Author
History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity. — Unknown Author
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! — Eddie Izzard
You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it! — Eddie Izzard
I catch fire and find the reserves of courage and assertiveness to speak up. When that happens I get quite carried away. My blood gets… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. — J B Morton
Almost all of my early art dealt with the fallout from middle-class taboos, the messy, the ambivalent emotions couples felt, the inherent racism, the sexual… — Eric Fischl
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool… — Julian Lennon
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic.… — Brendon Urie
When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of… — Charlie Brooker
It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a sarcastic spoof on… — RuPaul
Post-wounded women know that postures of pain play into limited and outmoded conceptions of womanhood. Their hurt has a new native language spoken in several… — Leslie Jamison
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers? — Jerry Seinfeld
The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time. — Hayley Williams
I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs. — Chris Gayle
I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value… — James Fallows
I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why… — Kelli O'Hara
Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along… — Douglas Pagels
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. — Russell Lynes
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? — Russell Lynes
Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he thought… — George Mikes

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