Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me. — Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And… — Laura Kightlinger
The English think soap is civilization. — Heinrich von Treitschke
German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. — Unknown Author
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled… — Hedrick Smith
At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. — Edith Massey
He strains his conversation through a cigar. — Hamilton Wright Mabie
Her face was her chaperone. — Rupert Hughes
She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. — Elsa Lanchester
Prior to Valentinus, those who follow Valentinus had no existence. Nor did those from Marcion exist before Marcion. Nor, in short, did any of those… — Irenaeus of Lyons
While [the Arians], like men sprung from a dunghill, truly "spoke from the earth" [Jn. 3:31], the bishops [of Nicea], not having invented their phrases… — Athanasius of Alexandria
Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word. — Ford Frick
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive. I'm… — Callie Khouri
Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. — Barbet Schroeder
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality… — Jeremy Northam
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. — Ashley Benson
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira
I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I'm… — Lyndsy Fonseca
Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking. — Rupert Hughes
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. — Josh Billings
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one. — John Wilmot
Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles. — Henry Van Dyke
This is one of those big, fat paperbacks, intended to while away a monsoon or two, which, if thrown with a good overarm action, will… — Nancy Banks-Smith
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep. — Denis Healey
He is as good as his word - and his word is no good. — Seumas MacManus

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