Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

At a turbulent public meeting once I lost my temper and said some harsh and sarcastic things. The proposal I was supporting was promptly defeated.… — Arthur Gordon Webster
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way,… — Homer
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas. — Alfred de Vigny
I wish I'd known you when you were alive. — Leonard Louis Levinson
He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front. — Leonard Louis Levinson
I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. — Tim Walters
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion. — Josh Billings
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck
I always get the better when I argue alone. — Oliver Goldsmith
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. — Elbert Hubbard
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. — Elbert Hubbard
The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives. — George Orwell
I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. — Hector Hugh Munro
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not. — Mark Twain
Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter… — Mitchell Hurwitz
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves. — David Letterman
A fool and his money are soon elected. — Will Rogers
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. — David Letterman
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. — David Letterman
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. — Will Rogers
Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale. — David Letterman
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? — David Letterman
Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally. — Megan Fox
Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all. — Megan Fox
What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea. — Mahatma Gandhi

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