Sarcastic Quotes
- A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits. — Alexander Pope
- I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. — Ronald Reagan
- I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. — Jules Renard
- It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. — Christina Ricci
- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. — Will Rogers
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — Will Rogers
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. — Will Rogers
- A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. — Will Rogers
- A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. — Will Rogers
- The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for… — Will Rogers
- There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. — Rita Rudner
- Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. — Jerry Seinfeld
- The empty vessel makes the loudest sound. — William Shakespeare
- Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. — George Bernard Shaw
- The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. — George Bernard Shaw
- The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. — George Bernard Shaw
- He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. — George Bernard Shaw
- Science never solves a problem without creating ten more. — George Bernard Shaw
- I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. — George Bernard Shaw
- Better never than late. — George Bernard Shaw
- Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. — George Bernard Shaw
- It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture. — George Bernard Shaw
- Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability. — George Bernard Shaw
- There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously. — Thomas Sowell
- She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again. — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand