Sarcastic Quotes
891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors
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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
— Oscar Wilde
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
— Oscar Wilde
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Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
— Oscar Wilde
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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
— Oscar Wilde
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Only the shallow know themselves.
— Oscar Wilde
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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
— Oscar Wilde
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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
— Oscar Wilde
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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
— Oscar Wilde
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
— Oscar Wilde
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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
— Oscar Wilde
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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
— Oscar Wilde
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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
— Oscar Wilde
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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
— Oscar Wilde
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The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
— Oscar Wilde
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Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.
— Oscar Wilde
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He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
— Billy Wilder
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I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
— Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
— Steven Wright
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
— Steven Wright
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
— Steven Wright
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
— Henny Youngman
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
— Frank Zappa
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People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
— Zig Ziglar
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My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist…
— Daphne Zuniga
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I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
— Mae West
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