Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love. — Oscar Wilde
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. — Oscar Wilde
All art is quite useless. — Oscar Wilde
Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion. — Oscar Wilde
Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing. — Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. — Oscar Wilde
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human… — Oscar Wilde
Women are made to be loved, not understood. — Oscar Wilde
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. — Oscar Wilde
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. — Oscar Wilde
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally. — Oscar Wilde
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. — Oscar Wilde
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. — Oscar Wilde
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. — Oscar Wilde
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. — Oscar Wilde
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. — Oscar Wilde
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. — Oscar Wilde
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. — Oscar Wilde
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity… — Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. — Oscar Wilde
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. — Oscar Wilde
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. — Oscar Wilde
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. — Oscar Wilde
I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. — Oscar Wilde
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. — Oscar Wilde

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