Sarcastic Quotes
- Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. — Elizabeth Taylor
- The Japanese have perfected good manners and made them indistinguishable from rudeness. — Paul Theroux
- In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic. — Lea Thompson
- With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs. — James Thurber
- He was as great as a man can be without morality. — Alexis de Tocqueville
- He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style. — Leo Tolstoy
- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin
- If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. — Lily Tomlin
- Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. — Mark Twain
- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. — Mark Twain
- Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. — Mark Twain
- Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. — Mark Twain
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. — Mark Twain
- The lack of money is the root of all evil. — Mark Twain
- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. — Mark Twain
- Don't let schooling interfere with your education. — Mark Twain
- Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. — Mark Twain
- We have the best government that money can buy. — Mark Twain
- Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. — Mark Twain
- I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain
- Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. — Mark Twain
- Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. — Mark Twain
- God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. — Mark Twain
- Golf is a good walk spoiled. — Mark Twain