Sarcastic Quotes
- 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read. — Mark Twain
- Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. — Mark Twain
- Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. — Mark Twain
- I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. — Mark Twain
- Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. — Mark Twain
- Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. — Mark Twain
- A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. — Gore Vidal
- It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue. — Voltaire
- Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. — Mae West
- It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when… — Mae West
- Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. — Mae West
- A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. — Mae West
- A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. — Mae West
- Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. — Mae West
- I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. — Mae West
- Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. — Mae West
- Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. — Mae West
- The best way to hold a man is in your arms. — Mae West
- Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for. — Mae West
- She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. — Mae West
- I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action. — Mae West
- I've been things and seen places. — Mae West
- I've been in more laps than a napkin. — Mae West
- I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. — Mae West
- God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide. — Rebecca West