Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

He is mad, bad and dangerous to know. — Unknown Author
He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds. — Unknown Author
He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep. — Unknown Author
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. — Tobias Smollett
You had to stand in line to hate him. — Hedda Hopper
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. — Frederic Raphael
I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. — Irving Brecher
In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority. — Ellen Glasgow
I've had them both, and I don't think much of either. — Unknown Author
The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is justified by a… — Kyle Smith
Well, I think we ought to let him hang there. Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind. — John Ehrlichman
You're a parasite for sore eyes. — Unknown Author
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. — Ronald Firbank
I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding. — Amy Yasbeck
Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings — Dave Bristol
Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related. — J C Watts
For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid… — Walter Mason Camp
Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to be normal. When… — Jae Hee
A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be… — Richard Rohr
Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along with a story,… — Paul Simon
What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. — Mark Twain
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable. — Quentin Crisp
For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee… — Ignatius of Antioch

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