Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely… — Charles Dickens
The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats. — Carlos Fuentes
I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a… — Henry David Thoreau
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is one thing on earth more terrible than English music, and that is English painting. — Heinrich Heine
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse. — Mark Twain
The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest. — Clifton Fadiman
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. — P.J. O'Rourke
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered. — Winston Churchill
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster. — Earl Long
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach. — Mark Twain
He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser. — George C. Scott
He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously. — Oliver Goldsmith
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. — Margaret Halsey
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred… — P.G. Wodehouse
He's a trellis for varicose veins. — Wilson Mizner
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate. — Johnny Carson
He's so small, he's a waste of skin. — Fred Allen
Her only flair is in her nostrils. — Pauline Kael
Her skin was white as leprosy. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
His face is livid, gaunt his whole body, his breath is green with gall; his tongue drips poison. — John Quincy Adams
His face was filled with broken commandments. — John Masefield
His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin. — John Philpot Curran
His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with. — Charles Lamb
I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere. — Noel Coward

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