Sarcastic Quotes
891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors
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Useless as a pulled tooth.
— Mary Roberts Rinehart
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A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
— Edith Sitwell
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A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.
— Benjamin Disraeli
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If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.
— Sean Penn
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In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club -…
— Spiro T. Agnew
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Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
— Jackie Gleason
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What is art? Prostitution.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
— Harold Wilson
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Failure has gone to his head.
— Wilson Mizner
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God was bored by him.
— Victor Hugo
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He could never see a belt without hitting below it.
— Margot Asquith
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He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.
— David Lloyd George
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He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
— Herbert Beerbohm Tree
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He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
— Eugene Field
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He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.
— Henry James
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He makes a July's day short as December.
— William Shakespeare
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He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.
— Moliere
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He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged.
— Simone Signoret
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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
— Mark Twain
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He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them.
— Charles Kingsley
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He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
— Molly Ivins
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He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
— Fred Allen
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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
— Billy Wilder
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I'm stingy and I'm proud of the reputation.
— Ingvar Kamprad
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