Sometimes I wonder if life is worth fighting for. Then I think of you and I'm ready for war. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
If you ever find me sitting alone in a McDonald's, don't bother me. I'm probably busy judging people. — Nikhil Saluja Judging people Copy Share Image
Doctor: You'll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you? — Nikhil Saluja Medicine Copy Share Image
Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Currently in the hospital. I 'slipped' and hit my head on the table when I knew we had to go through 200… — Nikhil Saluja New Born Copy Share Image
Sometimes my wife and I like to spice things up in the bedroom & pretend we're a great couple who are still… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Math will totally make you look like a slut. Example: You're a 25 year old mother of a 9th grader. — Nikhil Saluja Mathematics Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Are you okay? Always the same question. I'm fine. Always the same lie. — Nikhil Saluja Teen love Copy Share Image
If I have ever said anything to insult you, please let me know.. I might want to say it again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Relationships can end, if you stop doing what you did at the beginning. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Smart girls open their mind . Easy girls open their legs . And foolish girls open their heart. — Nikhil Saluja Foolishness Copy Share Image
Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, everyone would call me pizza face. Not because of acne, but because I would always have pizza… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best answer to someone's stupid question is punching them in the goddamn mouth. — Nikhil Saluja Stupid question Copy Share Image
I tend to say 'I don't know' when I don't feel like thinking. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If she skipped over that good morning text and tweeted before responding, you haven't got her yet. — Nikhil Saluja Good morning Copy Share Image
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means?… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If A Girl Is Silent She Is Feeling Sad If A Boy Is Silent He Is Being Rude — Nikhil Saluja Feeling sad Copy Share Image
As kids if we had said, When I grow up I wanna browse my phone while sitting on the toilet we'd all… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Throughout my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes. Most of all I've… — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science. — Nikhil Saluja Science Copy Share Image
Writing. like. this. doesnt. make. your. point. any. stronger. It. makes. it. look. like. your. computer. has. asthma. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
