Porn Rule: Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Followers, because calling them The people who are witnessing your failure is too sad. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about… — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Naughty girls wax your nutsack — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Anger is such a wasted emotion. Half of the people you are angry with don't know it and the other half don't… — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to… — Nikhil Saluja Age Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits. — Nikhil Saluja Technology Copy Share Image
My internet went down. By which I mean my neighbours changed their password. — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Love: starts with a friendship, moves to a kiss, leads to between the legs, then finishes on her face. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Organization is for people who are too lazy to look for their stuff. — Nikhil Saluja Humor Copy Share Image
My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked… — Nikhil Saluja Beauty Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
The best foreplay is when a man leans over, moves her hair and delicately whispers, I'll do the dishes in her ear. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
