You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the… — Nikhil Saluja Army navy Copy Share Image
I've fingered many hookers and not a single one has ever honored the five finger discount. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Takers and Givers Takers Eat Well, Givers Sleep Well..! — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm no religious man but blowjobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins. — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
First come first serve is irrelevant when you show up with an AK-47. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Getting your girlfriend all angry just so you can kiss her and make her shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Time always flies when you're having fun. Actually because time hates you. — Nikhil Saluja Having fun Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
Get excited! Today is the first day of the rest of your week. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I hate when girls say You probably say that to 100 girls. Don't you use the same résumé when applying for jobs? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I star you, you star me, we're a happy family! -This is what I'm usually singing while starring your tweets, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
I offered my opponents a deal: if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them — Nikhil Saluja Negotiation Copy Share Image
If you can't be the reason behind her smile, at least be the reason she walks funny for a while! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Adventurous spirit Copy Share Image
You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little full of myself today; my wife called my paycheck cute. — Nikhil Saluja Cute Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
INFATUATION, A wasting disease easily cured -- by marriage — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Im pretty sure the best thing about twitter is the ability to read other peoples fights. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Twitter: where people with more than 1000 followers start acting like celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
