*writes INSPIRE in the beach's wet sand with a dildo, Instagrams it* — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Eating ice cream Copy Share Image
They say sleep is good for the brain. So why isn't allowed in office? — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
If there's one thing that I've learned it's that I should know more than one thing. — Nikhil Saluja Learning Copy Share Image
I love Mondays and I'm not gonna apologize to you people for making good life choices. — Nikhil Saluja Good life Copy Share Image
Difficulties come into our lives when GOD is trying to, Teach Us, Lead Us, or Improve Us! — Nikhil Saluja Adversity Copy Share Image
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Always listen to both sides of the story. Its usually the ones you believed, who turn out to be the biggest liars. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I think he's a pretty nice guy is the official slogan for the friend zone. — Nikhil Saluja Friend zone Copy Share Image
Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know I mean business when I use a shopping cart at the liquor store. — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 5. Divide by 2. Close your eyes... Dark isn't it? — Nikhil Saluja Close your eyes Copy Share Image
I had a feeling that someone was following me around all day, then I figured out that it was just my butt! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I saw a butterfly with a tattoo of a teenage girl on its wing. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Women are like bowling balls. You pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and they always… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Forgiveness.. It Is The Wonderful Smell That A Flower Gives., When its Being Crushed..!! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
