Twitter: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Debt is a form of slavery not prohibited by the Thirteenth Amendment; but it is a form of voluntary servitude that is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You haven't got her till she saves your name in her contacts with an emoji next to it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Noone in this world will ever love you as much as a less attractive person. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed. — Nikhil Saluja Cool Copy Share Image
I like you much that I don't want any other girl to have you but yet not enough to see me with… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing… — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
Just played a little game with that pedestrian, it's called Hit & Run. — Nikhil Saluja Sports Copy Share Image
I hate people looking at me while I'm smiling at my phone. That's why I never leave the house. — Nikhil Saluja Hate people Copy Share Image
History is full of strong, imposing women. Well, my internet history is anyway. — Nikhil Saluja History Copy Share Image
Had the big sex talk with my son. It was a bit awkward but I learned a lot cool things about vaginas… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When she starts naturally calling you babe to the point where she doesn't even notice, you got her. You won. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some of you unfollowed me for being childish and now my tweets will be RTed on your timeline. HAHAHAHAHA!! *sticks tongue out* — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Asking for a follow back is like telling a stranger on the street you love them. There is a huge chance they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
