Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “If you're fat and you are sitting down, there's a 100% chance your crack is showing.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment when you turn around and see someone bending over and their crack is showing . — InFinity Copy Share Image
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
