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![“[on playing Walter] It was wonderful to be able to play a character who had so many colors and who was able to play comedy, to play incredibly vulnerable, which he did a lot of the time, to play the love story, and to play the relationship with the son, which is quite unusual. That's a gift to me…” quote by John Noble](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/578/john-noble-14582_actors_on-playing-walter-it-was-wonderful-to-be_907298.jpg)
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