I'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
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One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
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MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
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The real challenge in acting is in comedy. It's easier to get that gasp in a drama. Not easy, because you still… — George Takei Copy Share Image
“What the hell time is it?" muttered the old man. He was always an aggressive sleeper. Sleep was one of the things… — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
I didn't do anyting wrong. All I know is I saw two people struggling to get inside these walls and they [Minho… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“And what renders him so unmarriageable?” Eloise asked. Francesca leveled a serious stare at her older sister. Eloise was mad if she… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“We are legion, an army of millions. Though most of us will go to any length to hide our compulsions, we recognize… — Jennifer Traig Copy Share Image
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“ 'A fine story', said Asterinov .... 'Six months in prison, that tale,' said Sergei. 'Was it the witch?', I asked 'I… — Adam Roberts Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
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I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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![“SADNESSES OF THE INTELLECT: Sadness of being misunderstood [sic]; Humor sadness; Sadness of love wit[hou]t release; Sadne[ss of be]ing smart; Sadness of not knowing enough words to [express what you mean]; Sadness of having options; Sadness of wanting sadness; Sadness of confusion; Sadness of…” quote by Jonathan Safran Foer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/52e/jonathan-safran-foer-136_anxiety_sadnesses-of-the-intellect-sadness-of-be_614773.jpg)
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