“Well yesterday I was shooting hoops with my friends then we just started goofing off when we tried to shoot so I tried making a shot by throwing ithe ball backwards well long story short I turned around after I threw the ball to see if I made which I did I end up doing a little victory thing then oph because when it when throw the hoop it hit the metal neck supporting the top area and shot right at my balls”
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