“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
